A New Listing, To Die For

If you dream of a home with character, do we have a gem for you! This new-to-market charmer is located in an isolated part of town and has a view to die for. The dead silent surroundings will give you all the privacy you need. Six bedrooms is ample space for a growing family, or plenty of room for unexpected house guests. If you happen to live alone, don’t worry, there have been reports of voices in the night, so there’s always someone to talk to.

Recent upgrades include a new roof, although further soundproofing may be needed to contain the occasional screams and clanging chains. This home comes with a full arsenal of security provisions, including trap doors, secret passageways, and a soundproof panic room. If you love to cook, the kitchen comes equipped with its own walk in freezer and meat hooks for artisan style butchery. Bone-appetite! Don’t worry about furnishing this period home, all the furniture is included, as the family that lived here before could not take their possessions to the next world. The grounds are extensive and include an ancient burial ground.

Consult your closest medium to schedule an appointment.  Act fast; people are dying to get in this place. Open house on October 31, dusk to dawn.

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